Republic of McGrathia is a country whose control doesn’t extend beyond the city limits of Joetown, which serves as its de-facto capital. It is surrounded by the United States on all sides. As of 2025, McGrathia has a population of 8 inhabitants.

Stores and Restaurants

Business NameType of IndustryProducts
Evening Star CinemaEntertainmentMovies, Soda, Hot Dogs, Candy, and Popcorn
Chuck E. CheeseFamily Entertainment and RestaurantsPizza, Birthday Parties, Arcade Games, Amusement Rides, and Animatronic Shows1
MB Spirits2RetailAlcohol (Beer, Wine, Liquor) and Styrofoam Coolers

Residents

Current

ImageNameAgeOccupation
Sergey Putin7Russian Kid who lives in his own house3
Michael McGrath7Choir Singer
Joe McGrath27
King Poppo47King of Dogs
Richard Rakoto44President of McGrathia
Carter Scott549Vice President of McGrathia
Dylan Zurabishvilli13Socialist Activist6
Tyler Chang7Chinese Kid who hates the City of Chicago

Former

ImageNameAgeOccupation
Ethan Campbell76Boy with Red Hair

Notes

  1. Not Available in McGrathia’s Chuck E. Cheese. ↩︎
  2. MB Spirits is owned by Market Basket, a Massachusetts-based grocery store. “MB” is an acronym that stands for “Market Basket”. ↩︎
  3. Sergey lives at 12 Van Buren Avenue in Joetown, McGrathia. ↩︎
  4. King Poppo’s Real name is Hercules McGrath. ↩︎
  5. Carter Scott’s full name is William Carter Scott. He prefers to go by his middle name instead of his first name. ↩︎
  6. Dylan Zurabishvilli is currently in jail for attempted insurrection. ↩︎
  7. In 2025, Ethan immigrated to New Zealand. ↩︎

By Joe