Michael Boniface McGrath (Born February 12, 2016) is a nine-year-old boy from McGrathistan who is addicted to video games. He is a clone of Joe McGrath, the founder and current president of McGrathistan.

Early Childhood

Michael was born on February 12, 2016, in a secret government laboratory that was located in to the north of San Francisco, California. Michael’s birth was made possible by Project Genesis, a classified U.S. government science project, whose sole purpose was to make it possible for men to give birth. The project was unsuccessful due to the large amount of miscarriages and stillbirths among the cloned babies, As a result, the project was shutdown in November of 2016.

After the closure of Project Genesis, Michael would live with Joe. First, Michael lived in Cleveland, Ohio. Then, he and his father moved to the city of Joetown, which was founded by Joe in 2018. Michael still lives in Joetown as of 2025.

Personal Life

Favorite Color

Michael’s favorite color is yellow. He often wears a yellow buttoned-up shirt. He also likes the color blue.

Friends and Family

Michael lives with his father Joe McGrath. His adopted Russian brother, Sergey McGrath, is his best friend. Michael is also friends with Viktor Shevchenko and Chang.

Health

Michael had a weak immune system when he was born. His health was so weak that he could die from the flu. As an infant, Michael was given flu shots every single day. This is a birth defect caused by his artificial DNA.

Favorite Food

Michael’s favorite food is pizza. Other food items that he likes include Thanksgiving turkey, Granny Smith apples, and Twix candy bars. Michael also likes to drink Mountain Dew and chocolate milk.

Education

As of September 2025, Michael is in second grade of elementary school. He attends the Saint Dominic Academy, a private school in Joetown that is run by the Catholic Church. While at school, Michael is required to wear a school uniform that consists of a black cardigan, green tie, white shirt, black long pants, and black dress shoes.

Entertainment

Michael plays video games on his Xbox most of the day. Sometimes, Michael’s video game addiction becomes a problem as he sometimes puts his responsibilities, such as homework and chores, to the side in order to play his game. This often leads to Michael getting grounded for two weeks by Joe, who also takes away Michael’s Xbox to prevent him from playing his game while grounded.

By Joe