Joseph Michael Sorenson (born January 23, 2015) is an eleven year old boy who has just graduated from Joetown Community School. At the time of his graduation, Joseph had the highest reading level of all students at the school. Joseph also graduated alongside Ethan Campbell (age 8) and Dylan Zurabishvilli (age 12).
At school, Joseph was called Joseph S. in order to prevent confusion with either Joseph Charnock or Joseph Kounalakis. He is the only McGrathian child of Danish ancestry.