Joetown1 is both the capital city of McGrathia and one of the country’s two political subdivisions. As of 2026, Joetown has a population of 23 residents. The city, just like the country it resides in, is named after President Joe McGrath. It was both founded and incorporated in 2018. The city is completely surrounded by the U.S. state of Massachusetts on all four sides.
Education
In Joetown, there are two schools, both of which are private schools.
| School Name | Number of Students | Religious Affiliation | Gender |
| Saint Sebastian’s School | 3 | Roman Catholic | Boys |
| The Rashi School | 5 | Reformed Judaism2 | Co-Ed |
Current Residents of Joetown
| Image | Name | Occupation | Religion | Notes |
 | Joe McGrath (born 1998) | President of McGrathia | Atheist | Father of Michael McGrath. Stepfather of Sergey Petrov. |
 | Michael McGrath (born 2017) | 4th Grade Student at St. Sebastian’s School | Atheist | Son of Joe McGrath |
 | Sergey Petrov (born 2017) | 4th Grade Student at St. Sebastian’s School | Atheist | Son of Svetlana Petrov |
 | Svetlana Petrov (born 1986) | First Lady of McGrathia | Atheist | Mother of Sergey Petrov. Stepmother of Michael McGrath. |
| Aaron Applebaum | Jewish | |||
| Lucille Applebaum | Jewish | |||
| Jacob Applebaum (born 2018) | 3rd Grade Student at the Rashi School | Jewish | Son of Aaron and Lucille Applebaum | |
| Albert Silverstein | Mayor of Joetown | Jewish | ||
| Linda Silverstein | Jewish | |||
| Henry Silverstein (born 2018) | 3rd Grade Student at the Rashi School | Jewish | Son of Albert and Linda Silverstein | |
| Kevin Rosenberg | Jewish | |||
| Maggie Rosenberg | Jewish | |||
| Marcia Rosenberg (born 2018) | 3rd Grade Student at the Rashi School | Jewish | Daughter of Kevin and Maggie Rosenberg | |
| Ronald Greenblatt | Supermarket Manager | Jewish | ||
| Juliana Greenblatt | Jewish | |||
| Joseph Greenblatt (born 2018) | 3rd Grade Student at the Rashi School | Jewish | Son of Ronald and Juliana Greenblatt | |
| Abraham Goldstein | Jewish | |||
| Carly Goldstein | Jewish | |||
| Yitzhak Goldstein (born 2018) | 3rd Grade Student at the Rashi School | Jewish | Son of Abraham and Carly Goldstein | |
| Emmanuel Chang (born 1990) | Roman Catholic | Father of Tyler Chang | ||
 | Tyler Chang (born 2018) | 3rd Grade Student at St. Sebastian’s School | Roma Catholic | Son of Emmanuel Chang |
| Kenneth Goldberg | Only teacher at the Rashi School | Jewish | ||
| Augustine O’Reilly | Only teacher at St. Sebastian’s School | Roman Catholic |
Notes
- In Latvia, Joetown is called Džotūna ↩︎
- The Rashi School also has secular education for students who are not Jewish. ↩︎