Joetown is the capital city of the United Joe Republic. As of Septmeber 14, 2026, Joetown is home to a population of seven permanent residents, housing the entire population of the UJR. The city is home to three restaurants and an elementary school.
Current Restaurants
As of September 14, 2026.
- P. F. Chang’s China Bistro
- P. F. Chang’s is a full-service Chinese restaurant.
- The Cheesecake Factory
- The Cheesecake Factory is a full-service restaurant that specializes in cheesecakes.
- Metcalf’s Submarine Sandwiches
- Metcalf’s is a local sandwich shop in Joetown.
People Who Live in Joetown
| Image | Name | Date of Birth | Occupation |
 | Sergey Petrov | April 4, 2017 (age 9) | 4th Grade Student |
 | Joe McGrath | June 7, 1998 (age 28) | President of the United Joe Republic |
 | Michael McGrath | February 12, 2019 (age 7) | 2nd Grade Student |