{"id":13777,"date":"2026-09-07T16:21:13","date_gmt":"2026-09-07T16:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/itsajoething.com\/?p=13777"},"modified":"2026-10-11T01:02:43","modified_gmt":"2026-10-11T01:02:43","slug":"ethan-campbell-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itsajoething.com\/?p=13777","title":{"rendered":"Ethan Campbell"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ethan Benedict Campbell<\/strong> (born October 4, 2018) is an eight year old boy who has graduated from Joetown Community School. He is the youngest person to have graduated from any school in <a href=\"https:\/\/itsajoething.com\/?p=13299\">McGrathia<\/a>. 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